strap on jokes aside why are you. as a man’s rival. walking into his doctor’s appointment and recommending porn to him. while literally hiding behind your back a present you got him. and it’s a baby.
[id: a drawing of characters from across the spider verse. pavitr, hobie, miles, and gwen are all on a train. all of them are sleeping. pavitr is on the left and sleeps on hobies shoulder. miles is on the right and sleeps on hobies shoulder. hobie rests his head on miles. gwen is to the right of miles and sleeps with her head on miles shoulder. end id]
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
